We build automated pipelines that turn leads into loyal customers.

Imagine If Elon Musk and Jordan Belfort had a kidđŸ€°â€Šyep. thats how good we are ✍

Discover a custom marketing system that takes you from chasing leads to closing deals on autopilot & achieving real results!

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“At Write Hooked, we build fully automated revenue systems ⚙ that take the headache đŸ€Ż out of lead generation and sales.

We create high-converting Meta and Google ad campaigns 🎯, irresistible landing pages đŸ–„ïž, and automated follow-up sequences 📧đŸ“Č (email, SMS, WhatsApp) that nurture your leads into ready-to-buy customers đŸ”„.

Plus, we set up custom dashboards 📊 and pipelines đŸ› ïž to track every prospect, ensuring only the most qualified leads 💎 reach you—so you can focus on closing deals đŸ€ and growing your business 📈, while everything runs seamlessly in the background.”

The Secret to More Leads, More Sales, and More Growth
 Revealed đŸ€«

Give us 1 minutes and 05 seconds to wet your appetite and to turn your business into a sales magnet đŸ§Č 👇

To ensure quality, spots are limited

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Dear Business owner,

The days of wasting time on dead-end leads and clunky, manual follow-ups are finally over.

I Completely understand

You’ve poured so much money into:

😭 Ads that barely convert

😭 Email sequences that never get replies

😭 Landing pages that don’t bring in sales

😭 CRM’s that are a nightmare to manage

😭 Begging customers to review your business

😭 Content marketing

And i’m sure the list is longer than your will to live.💀

Regardless, you end up with average results at best

Well, “Wheres my Super Suit” cause i’m about to swoop in for the rescue

Here’s How we will turn Your Business into a legal Money-printing Machine âš™ïžđŸ’°

If your business was on Tinder or Hinge, let us turn your profile from stale to the one they swipe right on, screenshot, and show the group chat đŸ€€đŸ’Š. Get “matches” on autopilot and have customers planning a “second date” before even meeting you. Heres how:

Tier 1: Lead Generation Boost 🚀

We run laser-targeted Meta ads, high-converting Google ads, and/or cold email campaigns designed to flood your pipeline with fresh, qualified leads.

This tier is perfect for:

✅ Business owners looking to increase visibility without breaking the bank.

✅ Entrepreneurs who need more leads but don’t know where to start.

✅ Startups and small businesses ready to scale but lacking a reliable source of prospects.

Our campaigns are tailored specifically to your audience, ensuring every lead is a potential sale. Say goodbye to generic strategies and hello to consistent lead flow. With Tier 1, we don’t just generate leads—we lay the foundation for your sales machine.

Tier 2: Lead generation + Nurture Automations đŸš€âš™ïž

Level up! In addition to running high-converting Meta and Google ads, and/or cold email campaigns, we set up automated email, SMS, and/or WhatsApp sequences to nurture your prospects into eager, ready-to-buy customers.

This tier is ideal for:

✅ Business owners tired of manually following up with leads.

✅ Teams struggling to keep prospects engaged after capturing them.

✅ Entrepreneurs who want to nurture their pipeline while focusing on closing deals.

With Tier 2, you’ll experience the power of seamless automation while still using your existing CRM, ensuring leads are nurtured without adding to your workload. Let us handle the heavy lifting while you focus on growing your business 📈.

Tier 3: Completely Automated Pipeline machine đŸš€âš™ïžđŸ”„

Finish the game strong! This is the ultimate solution for business owners ready to scale without limits. Beyond just lead campaigns and nurture automations, we create fully integrated, end-to-end pipelines that guide your leads effortlessly through your custom built sales funnel—ensuring no opportunity is ever missed.

This tier is perfect for:

✅ Businesses tired of managing multiple tools that don’t connect.

✅ Entrepreneurs ready to transform their sales process into a well-oiled machine.

✅ Teams looking to boost efficiency and close more deals while doing less manual work.

With Tier 3, we don’t just help you generate leads—we create a fully automated revenue engine that works 24/7 to grow your business 📈. It’s like having a sales team on autopilot!

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Get customers dripping with Excitement 💩, ready to make it rain in your bank account 💾

Grab your customer by the balls đŸŽŸđŸŽŸ and have them thinking about you all day long

You are probably being bombarded with FAKE GURUS telling you to

👉 Start a personal brand

👉 Post on Instagram 5X a day

👉 Write 3 LinedIn posts a day

👉 Start a YouTube channel

👉 Make chatbots

👉 Use AI

👉 Drop more money on a logo

And don’t get me started on the “I can do it myself” business owners

Its no wonder you’ve developed ADD

* cough, cough
 *

You’re doing everything!

Well done you just created a SHIT SHOW! đŸ’©

Ive been there.

With more than a decade of experience I can tell you that i’ve been the

Accountant

Sales rep

“CEO”

Operations manager

Marketing guy

“I need photos now!?”

And let me tell you. It aint fun!

But this is not about me, its about you

You probably own a business, which may need some help. Or maybe you’re already killing the game and want to optimize where you can

Regardless of where you are, chances are you want more

đŸ’” Money

🔒 Security

😌 Peace of mind

😁 Freedom to live life on your terms

well
 (* cues angels singing *)

It all starts with the right choice.

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BREAKING NEWS 🔈-

Customers are dripping 💩 with excitement and making it rain 💾

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BREAKING NEWS 🔈- Customers are dripping 💩 with excitement and making it rain 💾 -

“Let me show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”

Take the Red Pill

Step into a world where ROAS is through the roof 💾,

Revenue’s a freakin’ waterfall 💩

Leads multiply like bunnies 🐰

& Funnels work like they’ve got Swiss timing ⏱.

Imagine customers rushing for their wallets after landing on your page, every ad needing them to adjust their trousers, costs dropping, CTRs soaring, and your brand? Un-freakin-stoppable 🚀. We turn business as usual to business unusual


In the best way possible!

Take the Blue Pill

Go back to “business as usual.”

Stick with those snooze-worthy PowerPoint ads đŸ„±

The same cookie-cutter 😮 corporate landing pages

Jerry from Marketing convincing you that “synergy” and “paradigm shifts” are all you need

Watch your emails land in spam 😭

Your CTRs stay flatter than a pancake

& watch your leads drift away faster than Jerry on a Friday at 4 PM 👋

*sorry Jerry

Spots for November are limited

We’ve mastered the art of getting qualified eyeBalls 👀 to your business or we work for fREE 💾

And yes!!! We are crazy enough to guarantee RESULTS! If we cant deliver our promise
We will work for free until we do đŸ«” đŸ’”, not a single question asked.

Now if you read this far you’re probably thinking a few things

#1 👉 “WOW! I’ve never seen a business so brash before.”

#2 👉 “These guys are either crazy
 or they know something the rest of us don’t.”

#3 👉 “Can they really do what they say? Because I’m tired of ‘meh’ results.”

#4 👉 “If they’re this bold in their pitch, imagine what they’ll do for my brand.”

#5 👉 “Alright, they’ve got my attention
 what’s next?”

So here’s the deal: We don’t just talk big—we deliver big! Ready to see what happens when your marketing finally gets the attention it deserves?

We are so confident that we will put OUR BALLS đŸŽŸ đŸŽŸ on the chopping block đŸ”Ș

Whatever service you choose, if you are not satisfied with the results or we cannot deliver on our promise, you don’t pay the service fee until we can deliver results that have you excited.

If that doesn’t sound like a no brainer 🧠 then by all means continue to do what you’ve always done and get the same results you have always gotten 👍

But If you’re ready to enter a whole new world of business success - then book a free 30-minute strategy session and lets tailor make the right solutions for you đŸ«”

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Frequently asked questions đŸ€”đŸ’­

  • At WriteHooked, we specialize in pipeline marketing.

    Unlike traditional marketing that only focuses on making your business visible, we go further.

    We create systems that not only get your business noticed but also capture leads, nurture them, and turn them into ready-to-buy customers—all on autopilot.

    In simple terms, we build automated marketing systems that work for you 24/7, generating leads and converting them into loyal customers.

  • We don’t believe in cookie-cutter solutions.

    Every business has its own challenges, strengths, and goals—so why settle for a one-size-fits-all approach?

    We take the time to understand the unique dynamics of your business and craft a tailored strategy designed to amplify your specific strengths and address your unique needs.

    Your business deserves a plan that’s as original as you are

  • We gather what your goals are and where you want to take your business. We then offer a few solutions to which we want to build your strategy on.

    If you are happy, we will schedule an onboarding meeting to integrate all the services we agreed upon.

  • You’re totally free to opt out anytime you like. Based on your goals, we’ll suggest the sweet spot duration for a results. But hey, if you’re not loving what we bring to the table, you can show us the door anytime. No hard feelings, just a thumbs up 👍.

  • Absolutely! We won’t hit publish without your green light. You’ll have the chance to review, suggest tweaks, and make sure it sounds like your brand. We want you to love it as much as we do.

  • We’re here to help you make money, not lose it.

    While we’re not the cheapest, the results we deliver are worth far more than what you invest.

    If we don’t deliver? You won’t pay us a cent. We’ll keep working for free until you get the results you deserve.

    And if we’re not the right fit? No hard feelings—we’ll part ways with no strings attached.